Since Halloween is fast approaching, it means not only that a new Saw movie will inevitably be released but also a Scary Movie of some kind. This time it seems the Scary Movie franchise has had a break and made way for Stan Helsing. Could it be any worse than the movie it has formed it’s parody from, Van Helsing which stars Steve Howey and Diora Baird?! Watch the trailer to discover that the answer looks like a yes!
It’s Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing (Steve Howey of REBA) ““ along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend (Diora Baird of THE WEDDING CRASHERS and TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING), best buddy (Kenan Thompson of SNL) and an exotic dancer/’massage therapist’ (Desi Lydic) ““ detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy (A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET), Jason (FRIDAY THE 13TH), Pinhead (HELLRAISER), Leatherface (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE), Chucky (CHILD’S PLAY), & Michael Myers (HALLOWEEN). But when Stan discovers that he’s a direct descendant of the legendary monster hunter Van Helsing, the four will have to survive a night of hell raisers, hockey masks, psycho dolls, pleather faces, creepy hitchhikers, vampire strippers, killer karaoke, and lots of hot chicks kissing each other. The one and only Leslie Nielsen of AIRPLANE! and THE NAKED GUN co-stars in this hysterical horror spoof written and directed by one of the guys who brought you SCARY MOVIE.