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Titanic 2 Trailer – No This is NOT a Joke!

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The title of the movie, to be clear is Titanic II, not ‘Titanic II – No this is NOT a Joke’ as the title may suggest! I can’t believe it either as the movie that could never, ever spawn a sequel, has indeed, spawned a sequel! Will it hit an ice berg? YES?!?!With the tragic line of

“Looks like history is repeating itself!”

Who writes this stuff?!

To my knowledge, Jack does not ‘Come back’ and neither does Kate Winslet. I’ll let the trailer do the talking while I (along with no doubt many of you) do the moaning!

Dread Central have unleashed this travesty onto the world so blame them, I’m just the messenger! This is almost as bad as another Spice Girls movie but that will never happen will it?! Oh man!!!

Synopsis: On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened “Titanic 2,” follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an iceberg into the new ship’s path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.

Titanic II is directed by Shane Van Dyke and ‘stars’ Bruce Davison, Brooke Burns, Shane Van Dyke, Marie Westbrook, Gerald Webb and Harmony Blossom.



Title: Titanic 2 Trailer - No This is NOT a Joke!
Reviewed by David Sztypuljak on Jul 28
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  • saydave

    hahahahahahahahaha

  • Yuibox

    hahahahaha at least i know the ending now! :D same thing

  • Miguel

    WHY?????

  • Kelly Alyse

    This is the worst thing I have ever seen.

  • Craig_Skinner

    Well… it kind of is a joke in a way as The Asylum don't take their films very seriously. To be honest I'd rather watch this than the original although I might be alone there.

    I seem to remember there was a Bollywood Titanic 2 as well although I can't find a trailer online.

  • ebert&ropert

    The ending of Titanic was such a cliffhanger that it was begging for a sequel.

  • daskalam

    hahahahahahaha oh my gooooood!!!!!!

  • redejb87

    its not a sequel lol. Got nothing to do with jack or kate…….just copying the same events in a modern day titanic ship…..looks dumb to me just like a spoof of it :p

  • Chriswbrad

    Titanic II is actually Inception. In the first scene he washes up on the beach, right after the Titanic goes down.

  • Eric22vhs

    Looks to me like a remake of the remake of Poseidon, but much much dumber.

  • weetiger3

    Seriously? This is what the world needed? Good lord that looks dreadful! Did Bruce Davison need to buy a kidney?

  • http://twitter.com/artnudewatch Art Nude Watch

    Utter crap

  • Anon

    So… like, does it sink or what?

  • SweetchBlade

    0:47 seconds into it.. “and the same movie.”

  • ne2k

    NO WAY this is real.

  • http://twitter.com/jonlyus jonlyus

    can you believe that it is?

    http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=174

  • http://mysite.verizon.net/vzepr1xp/index.html unsean

    At least we’ll know how this one will end…Hey, wait a minute!

  • jeff

    you’re right.. if this is tongue in cheek comedy.. which i reckon its gotta be.. then its a masterpiece.. if it its just idiot Americans again.. then i can laugh at their utter stupidity…. win win