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Interview with a Hitman Review

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Interview with a Hitman is the début production by Perry Bhandal and stars a certain Luke Goss, who rose to fame as one half of 1980′s pop sensation Bros. Having appeared in a host of American titles such as Blade II, Hellboy II: The Golden Army and Death Race 2, it’s bound to be refreshing for the actor to return to his native country, and also to be in a film that isn’t a sequel.

Goss plays Viktor, an Eastern European assassin who takes a long, hard look at his life when being interviewed post-career, and although no longer a hitman, there seems to be some unfinished business that remains. He begins by analysing his very own childhood, where we see how the troubled child (played by Elliot Greene) first came to be involved in the darker side of the Romanian streets, as he slowly builds up somewhat of a notorious reputation, eventually becoming a professional killer.

However Viktor is betrayed by the very people who made him who he is, so in order to escape he intelligently fakes his own death and flees to England. Despite continuing to become embroiled in a similarly dangerous lifestyle in London, he soon meets the beautiful Bethesda (Caroline Tillette) and suddenly Viktor can see a different path for them both, and he seeks in giving up his line of work altogether to start anew. Yet he soon realises that there is no such thing as a fresh start when you’re in this deep, and Viktor is going to have to pay for his former actions, whilst attempting to resolve some unanswered questions in the meantime as his past soon catches up with the present day…

Considering Interview with a Hitman is Bhandal’s début feature film, it’s certainly a brave attempt by the British film maker in what proves to be a stylish thriller that takes risks – although sadly for Bhandal such risks have not particularly paid off. The first ten minutes bear no dialogue, which although being somewhat original does come across as being contrived, not to mention ambiguous as it becomes increasingly difficult to comprehend what is actually going on.

Clearly taking pointers form Drive, Bhandal can’t be faulted from a stylistic perspective, as the darkly-lit setting adds to the bleakness of the story at hand, creating an emotive and tense atmosphere, almost film noir like. The camera work is effective also, as its shaky, amateurish feel adds to the naturalistic approach taken by Bhandal. However, herein lies a prime example of a film that is all style and no substance, because as soon as the dialogue kicks in things start to go downhill, as given the lack of talent within the acting performances, this film may just have benefited from remaining silent.

At times cringe-worthy, the supporting cast have a lot to answer for, as some of the more challenging scenes are simply devalued by the mediocrity in the performances. It doesn’t help that the characters are predominantly Romanian whilst the actors are British. There are a host of questionable accents, most notably by Goss, who sounds more like an Aussie. There will be people in Romania watching this who will find this highly amusing I’m sure. However in Goss’ defence, he turns in an impressive performance otherwise, definitely proving to be the best thing in it.

He suits the role of Viktor perfectly, as he is a serious, concentrated actor, who encapsulates the intensity of the role at hand, and it certainly helps that he just so happens to look just like a hitman. However, I don’t feel we truly manage to get into his head, which detracts from the entire point of the film. It feels as though we’re merely viewing his life from the outside, not truly gaining a sense of the repercussions of murdering people and leading such a ruthless life. Although perhaps his mystifying nature is a deliberate move, and we aren’t supposed to be able to work this complex character out, thus furthering the perplexity of the enigma that is Viktor. Or it’s just a poor character study. One of the two.

Other issues lie within the rather askew flashbacks that exist throughout, as we delve into Viktor’s past. Firstly, although we are moving back and forth between thirty years or so, the supporting cast look as though they’ve aged two weeks in between, as the same actors maintain their roles. Stephen Marcus grows a little beard, but that’s not really enough. Also, it’s odd that in the flashbacks they skipped the whole bit when our protagonist became a pop star.

Interview with a Hitman has potential to be a better film than it is, as it carries an intriguing premise, an impressive lead performance and certainly looks the part. However, the acting is just second-rate and sensationalist, and the less said about the script the better. On a more positive note the finale is enjoyable, so much so that if you’re half way through and contemplating giving up, it’s worth holding on, for peace of mind at the very least.

(2/5)

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  • Real film fan

    I don’t usually post comments after reading reviews but on this occasion I felt the need to. Now your review almost seems like a real attempt at critiquing the film, but on the other hand you decided to bring up the star of the films none film past. So what your saying to me is you went into the film with a prejudice against Goss. A prejudice not based on his skin color or ethinic background but because he started his career as a muscian first. I hope reviews of Mark Wahlberg films, the academy nominated actor, are not done in the same way. In the US we embrace a person for reinventing themselves, we support each other in achieving new heights. Now my real question is what does his career as Bros have to do with the film. I’ve seen the movie and we’ll have to agree to disagree. I highly enjoyed the film and how the cast delivered well thought out and genuine performances. The story was something I haven’t seen attempted before and in a world of reboots and sequels I found it highly refreshing. I would think as a person trying to present themselves as a real film critic you would learn how to actually do your job. Maybe you should watch old YouTube clips of Siskel and Ebert or read the New York Times. The worse part of this hole experience is I read your review believing you to be a proffessional and it turned out you are not anywhere near being one. Your article was a waste of my time and anyone one else’s who chooses to read it. Grow up

  • Real Film Critic

    They say opinions are like assholes and both are on display
    here. This site really needs reviewers with some intelligence and insight.

    The reviewer says he doesn’t understand the opening. Looks
    like he is the only one. So having established he’s an idiot that can’t
    comprehend straight a forward visual narrative he then goes on deride
    performances that are universally lauded by every other critic.

    So I guess he’s just being contrary – he has nothing new to
    say, no insight and just superficial comments on make up and hairstyles.

    I am guessing deep down the reviewers a frustrated filmmaker
    who knows he doesn’t have a tenth of the talent and vision Bhandal has shown so
    all he can do is dribble nonsense from the sidelines.

  • J Sunningdale

    Stefan Pape. What a small minded petty little man you are. Tell me – what had Luke Gosses musical past got to do with this film. You obviously think you are very clever with your little comment about missing the bit where he becomes a pop star in Viktors flashbacks.
    As for your review. You need to find another job because you are no good at this one. This film is a solid thriller, made all the more amazing that it was shot in 18 days. And the actors performances were simply some of the best that I have seen in this genre. You said yourself you didn’t understand the beginning. That itself should tell you that you are not qualified to rate this film. Your not fit to lick the boots of Goss and Bhandal. Go away, learn something about movies and storytelling and then maybe you will be able to comment on this amazing little film. Until then it is best not to embarrass yourself any further.

  • phil

    I’ve just read over the review and the reviewer seems to be quite positive towards Goss so can’t understand the points made below and just for the record I saw the film and it was bloody awful which seems to be the general consensus.

  • Jimmy H

    A review lacking in intelligence and insight is all I can
    say and stands alone in bashing a very good thriller.

    The idiot pape says the director takes pointers from Drive. Where
    exactly? I’ve seen both films, both are very different and both are very good.

    The idiot pape says the performances are cringeworthy, which
    ones, which scenes, why?

    No insight, no knowledge, nothing. And as for the consensus,
    read the reviews from those that know their stuff, maybe you will learn
    something. I doubt it though. Carry on bashing great british film. Idiot.

  • Josh

    Hey u guys – I have to agree. The reviewer is an idiot. This
    movie is a cool, thought provoking, kick ass little thriller. For a first time
    director its impressive.

  • Marcus

    Just watched the interview this mumbling idiot did with Luke Goss. Where did heyuguys find this moron.
    i didnt understand the beginning. I dont like the make up. I dont like the hair and the beard. I dont like the accents. I guess you railed on valkyrie as well – err no you didnt.
    What else? I dont like the acting but I cant say why. And everyone else says the acting is brilliant. Luke goss is a pop star but I didnt see that in flashbacks. Ha Ha Ha. Really funny. Im so clever. I can take the piss out of british thriller that dares to be different and for once is bloody good.
    What a tit.

  • harrison

    how pathetic when male egos cannot take any criticism in the form of a mediocre review for a mediocre film and then ‘fan’s’ jump on the bandwagon and vilify a reviewer who is just trying to do his job … sad sad sad.

  • Stefan Pape

    Blimey, I seem to have touched a nerve with this one.

    Film
    reviews are about opinions and I just wasn’t someone
    who particularly enjoyed this movie, and judging by the
    4.9/10 on IMDB, I’m not the only one. If everyone loved the same
    movies what on earth would we all talk about?

    It’s
    funny though isn’t it how you’re all evidently offended at me being
    mildly rude (I’d say constructive myself) about this film, but none
    of you hesitate in being far ruder to me, and quite personal too.

    And
    for the record, I’m actually looking forward to what Bhandal does
    next.

  • J Saunders

    Dude, if you’re quoting IMDB ratings then you’re even more of an idiot. Any fool can vote a movie down on that site.
    Read the reviews from the critics. Some are critical of parts of the film but they back up what they say and they don’t feel the need to take the piss about Gosses pop star past but judge him on his acting talent. Read the audience reviews. And then reread the one you wrote.
    Using IMDB ratings to justify the crap you write and the 2 out of 5 rating just makes you look even more foolish.
    Pretty sure Goss won’t be doing anymore interviews with you again. Raise your game or better still find another job.

  • Phoebe

    Everyone’s entitled to their opinion. What is annoying is ignorance and the lack of respect in this one. Anyone can post rubbish but if you put yourself up as a reviewer then I expect more. Anyway there’s way better thought out reviews out there so best to ignore this one.

  • Mrs Mia Wallace

    I’m confused. Just read this review – not great, admittedly, but not terrible by any stretch of the imagination. The reviewer gives credit where its due and criticises what he deems worthy of criticism. Which – er – is his job. And for this, he has been abused and vilified by…well, who exactly? A bunch of people (or perhaps one very angry Bros fan) who are happy to hide behind their pseudonyms in order to dish out some quite unpleasant and personal hyperbole. Perhaps I’m old-fashioned, but I call it bullying. It really is the curse of the internet.