Titanic 2 Trailer – No This is NOT a Joke!

The title of the movie, to be clear is Titanic II, not ‘Titanic II – No this is NOT a Joke’ as the title may suggest! I can’t believe it either as the movie that could never, ever spawn a sequel, has indeed, spawned a sequel! Will it hit an ice berg? YES?!?!With the tragic line of

“Looks like history is repeating itself!”

Who writes this stuff?!

To my knowledge, Jack does not ‘Come back’ and neither does Kate Winslet. I’ll let the trailer do the talking while I (along with no doubt many of you) do the moaning!

Dread Central have unleashed this travesty onto the world so blame them, I’m just the messenger! This is almost as bad as another Spice Girls movie but that will never happen will it?! Oh man!!!

Synopsis: On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened “Titanic 2,” follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an iceberg into the new ship’s path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.

Titanic II is directed by Shane Van Dyke and ‘stars’ Bruce Davison, Brooke Burns, Shane Van Dyke, Marie Westbrook, Gerald Webb and Harmony Blossom.



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  1. saydave says:

    hahahahahahahahaha

  2. Yuibox says:

    hahahahaha at least i know the ending now! :D same thing

  3. Miguel says:

    WHY?????

  4. Kelly Alyse says:

    This is the worst thing I have ever seen.

  5. Craig_Skinner says:

    Well… it kind of is a joke in a way as The Asylum don't take their films very seriously. To be honest I'd rather watch this than the original although I might be alone there.

    I seem to remember there was a Bollywood Titanic 2 as well although I can't find a trailer online.

  6. ebert&ropert says:

    The ending of Titanic was such a cliffhanger that it was begging for a sequel.

  7. daskalam says:

    hahahahahahaha oh my gooooood!!!!!!

  8. redejb87 says:

    its not a sequel lol. Got nothing to do with jack or kate…….just copying the same events in a modern day titanic ship…..looks dumb to me just like a spoof of it :p

  9. Chriswbrad says:

    Titanic II is actually Inception. In the first scene he washes up on the beach, right after the Titanic goes down.

  10. Eric22vhs says:

    Looks to me like a remake of the remake of Poseidon, but much much dumber.

  11. weetiger3 says:

    Seriously? This is what the world needed? Good lord that looks dreadful! Did Bruce Davison need to buy a kidney?

  12. Anon says:

    So… like, does it sink or what?

  13. SweetchBlade says:

    0:47 seconds into it.. “and the same movie.”

  14. ne2k says:

    NO WAY this is real.

  15. unsean says:

    At least we’ll know how this one will end…Hey, wait a minute!

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